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WHY IS MCDONALD'S PINK SLIME LIKE TODAY'S BROADWAY MUSICAL?

In what way is McDonald's Pink Slime, a mixture of nauseating ingredients from the slaughterhouse floor, similar to the super-slick Broadway musical of today?

They are the same, both in the end product and the process that creates them: both are revolting to anyone who knows anything about food or the theater.

1. Pink Slime is made from the remnants of the animal killing process.

Broadway Musicals are made from worn, overused, shared ideas that pop into the heads of the Broadway power elite. Originality is never an issue with these people, because they don't know what it is.

2. Pink Slime is made palatable because huge companies sneak it into your food without your knowledge.

Broadway Musicals are made palatable by huge companies who insert TV and Movie stars into roles tailor-made to their mediocrity. You wouldn't eat it otherwise.

3. Pink Slime is used to dilute the cost of the meat product.

Broadway Musicals are diluted by weak, inexpensive corporate talent that won't talk back to the money people. It's cheaper to hire a yes-man than a genius who stands their ground. Unless it's a famous genius, in which case any old slop they write will sell.

4. Pink Slime is avidly if unknowingly consumed by children in their Big Macs.

Broadway Musicals are dumbed down so that even a child can understand it. In fact, only a child could understand it.

5. Pink Slime is a symbol of corporate disrespect for your body.

Broadway Musicals are a symbol of the contempt the power elite has for your brain. They think you're too stupid to comprehend real musical art, so they feel secure giving you the crummiest candy they can find. And they make huge profits with this trash. The actual process of developing and nurturing composers and authors has been destroyed by their greed and that of the record companies. They assume you won't know the difference between Las Vegas trash and Broadway trash, and they're right. 

Welcome to the New Broadway, the sewer of American "culture." 

By John Aschenbrenner Copyright 2012 Walden Pond Press All Rights Reserved

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